Goldie Hawn as Helen Sharp

Bruce Willis as Dr. Ernest Menville

Meryl Streep as Madeline Ashton Menville

Isabella Rossellini as Lisle von Rhuman

Ian Ogilvy as Chagall

Adam Storke as Dakota

Nancy Fish as Rose

Alaina Reed Hall as Psychologist

Michelle Johnson as Anna

Mary Ellen Trainor as Vivian Adams

William Frankfather as Mr. Franklin

John Ingle as Eulogist

Clement von Franckenstein as Opening Man

Petrea Burchard as Opening Woman

Jim Jansen as Second Man

Mimi Kennedy as Second Woman

Paulo Tocha as Landlord

Mark Davenport as Eviction Cop

Thomas Murphy as Eviction Cop

Michael Mills as Police Officer

Sonia Jackson as Psychiatric Patient

Jill C. Klein as Psychiatric Patient

Jean St. James as Psychiatric Patient

Debra Jo Rupp as Psychiatric Patient

Carol Ann Susi as Psychiatric Patient

Kay Yamamoto as Psychiatric Patient

Jacquelyn K. Koch as Messenger Girl

Anya Longwell as Chagall Receptionist

Stuart Mabray as Chagall Security

Colleen Morris as Starlet

Jonathan Silverman as Jay Norman

Meg Wittner as Woman at Book Party

Carrie Jean Yazel as Girl at Dakota's

Michael A. Nickles as Lisle's Body Guard

John Enos III as Lisle's Body Guard

Danny Lee Clark as Lisle's Body Guard

Fabio as Lisle's Body Guard

Joel Beeson as Lisle's Body Guard

Ron Stein as Elvis

Bonnie Cahoon as Greta Garbo

Stéphanie Anderson as Marilyn Monroe

Bob Swain as Andy Warhol

Eric Clark as James Dean

Dave Brock as Jim Morrison

Lydia Peterkoch as Blonde with Jim Morrison

Phillip Irwin Cooper as Coroner

Ernest Harada as Coroner

Susan Kellermann as Second Doctor

Kevin Caldwell as Medical Technician

Alex Hernandez as Medical Technician

Donna Ekholdt as Sobbing Nun

Tammy Gantz as Sobbing Nun

Melissa Martin as Sobbing Nun

Jeff Adkins as Dancer

Cheryl Baxter as Dancer

Cameron English as Dancer

Edmond Alan Forsyth as Dancer

Bob Gaynor as Dancer

Don Hesser as Dancer

Michael Higgins as Dancer

Kenneth Hughes as Dancer

Kenneth Knaff as Dancer

Glean Lewis as Dancer

Keith McDaniel as Dancer

Charles McGowan as Dancer

Regan Patno as Dancer

Lacy Darryl Phillips as Dancer

Matt Sergott as Dancer

Paul Michael Thorpe as Dancer

Sergio Trujillo as Dancer

Randy Crenshaw as Singer

Jon Joyce as Singer

Jerry Whitman as Singer

Anthony S. Johnson as Police Supervisor (uncredited)

Mike O'Hearn as Man (uncredited)

Sydney Pollack as Hospital Doctor (uncredited)

Ai Wan as Maid in Ancient Greece (uncredited)

Michael Caine as Michael Caine (uncredited) (archive footage)