Justin Marcel McManus as Fabio Berker

Susan Sarandon as Connie Montoya

Carmen Ejogo as Nina Sherman

Danny Burstein as Mr. Monroe

John Turturro as Milo

Leon Addison Brown as Wesley

Hart Bochner as The Narrator (voice)

Ben Shenkman as Daryl Camacho

Dan Finnerty as

David Cromer as Kieth

Lianna Pai as Sharon

John Ellison Conlee as Carl

Brooks Ashmanskas as Outgoing Message Voice (voice)

William Atticus Parker as Anton (uncredited)

Nancy Reardon as Deb