Ben Affleck as Bartleby

Matt Damon as Loki

Linda Fiorentino as Bethany

Salma Hayek Pinault as Serendipity

Jason Lee as Azrael

Jason Mewes as Jay

Alan Rickman as Metatron

Chris Rock as Rufus

George Carlin as Cardinal Glick

Bud Cort as John Doe Jersey

Alanis Morissette as God

Jeff Anderson as Gun Salesman

Brian O'Halloran as Grant Hicks

Janeane Garofalo as Liz

Betty Aberlin as Nun

Dwight Ewell as Kane

Guinevere Turner as Bus Station Attendent

Bryan Johnson as Protestor #1

Walt Flanagan as Protestor #2

Jared Pfennigwerth as Stygian Triplet

Kitao Sakurai as Stygian Triplet

Barret Hackney as Stygian Triplet

Dan Etheridge as Priest at St. Stephen's

Derek Milosavljevic as Kissing Couple

Lesley Braden as Kissing Couple

Nancy Bach as Mrs. Reynolds

Armando Rodriguez as Waiter

Kevin Smith as Silent Bob

Scott Mosier as Smooching Seaman

Monica Hampton as Seaman Smoocher

Ben Cain as Gangster #1

Richard Baderinwa as Gangster #2

Javon Johnson as Gangster #3

Derrick Sanders as Gangster #4

Mark Joy as Whitland

Linda Levine as Woman in Boardroom

Ethan Suplee as Norman (voice)

Jonathan Gordon as Blanket Boy on Train

Matthew Maher as Bartender

Nancy Mosser as Governor Dalton

Robert Holtzman as Officer McGee

Ming Chen as Club Patron (uncredited)

Chris Kittinger as Bus Sleeper (uncredited)

Kimberly Loughran as Woman in Elevator (uncredited)

Jim Mahfood as Parishioner (uncredited)

Brendan McFadden as Parishioner (uncredited)

Joe Nozemack as Parishioner (uncredited)

Ernest O'Donnell as Reporter (uncredited)

Vincent Pereira as Extra (uncredited)

Brian Quinn as Man Holding Mooby Figurine in Airport (uncredited)

Bob Schreck as Parishioner (uncredited)

Joe Shelby as Bus Rider (uncredited)

J.E. Smith as Businessman (uncredited)

Adrienne Wehr as Protestor (uncredited)