Brian O'Halloran as Dante

Jeff Anderson as Randal

Marilyn Ghigliotti as Veronica

Lisa Spoonauer as Caitlin

Jason Mewes as Jay

Kevin Smith as Silent Bob

Scott Mosier as William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer

Scott Mosier as Angry Mourner

Scott Schiaffo as Chewlie's Rep

Al Berkowitz as Old Man

Walt Flanagan as Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer

Walt Flanagan as Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer

Ed Hapstak as Sanford / Angry Mourner

Lee Bendick as #812 Wynarski

David Klein as Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer

David Klein as Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door

Pattijean Csik as Coroner

Ken Clark as Administer of Fine / Orderly

Donna Jeanne as Indecisive Video Customer

Virginia Smith as Caged Animal Maturbator

Betsy Broussard as Dental School Video Customer

Ernest O'Donnell as Trainer

Kimberly Loughran as Alyssa's Sister Heather

Gary Stern as Tabloid Reading Customer

Joe Bagnole as Cat-Watching Customer

John Henry Westhead as Olaf the Russian Metalhead

Chuck Bickel as Stuck in Chips Can

Leslie Hope as Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door

Connie O'Conner as 'Happy Scrappy' Mom

Vincent Pereira as Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer

Ashley Pereira as 'Happy Scrappy' Kid

Erix Infante as Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover

Melissa Crawford as Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door

Thomas Burke as Blue Collar Man

Dan Hapstak as Door Tugging Customer

Mitch Cohen as Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door

Matthew Banta as Burner Looking for Weed

Rajiv Thapar as Cut-Off Customer

Mike Belicose as Customer with Diapers

Jane Kuritz as Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves

Grace Smith as Milk Lady

Frances Cresci as Little Smoking Girl

Matt Crawford as Angry Crowd at Door

Sarla Thapar as Angry Crowd at Door

Brian Drinkwater as Hockey Player

Bob Fisler as Hockey Player

Derek Jaccodine as Hockey Player

Matthew Pereira as Angry Smoking Crowd

Frank Pereira as Angry Smoking Crowd

Carl Roth as Angry Smoking Crowd

Paul C. Finn as Angry Smoking Crowd