Takeshi Kitano as Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyōno as Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto as Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi as Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima as Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe as TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa as Self

Naomasa Musaka as Film Studios Tattooist

Koichi Ueda as Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kanji Tsuda as Film Director

Makoto Ashikawa as Assistant at Audition

Tamotsu Ishibashi as

Toshi as

Tadanobu Asano as

Beat Kiyoshi as

Takashi Nishina as

Taichi Saotome as Young Man

Takagi Junya as Self

Yoshiyuki Morishita as Light Man in Film Crew / Audition Juror / Client at Bank

Jonathan Legg as American Soldier

Gambino Kobayashi as

Mari Hayashida as

Jinta Nishizawa as

Takayuki Katô as

Akira Kubo as

Masahiro Sumiyoshi as

Shûji Ôtsuki as

Taigi Kobayashi as

Junichi Kikawa as