Danny DeVito as Vic De Salvo

Rhea Perlman as Francine Kester

Gerrit Graham as Parker Braithwaite

Bernadette Birkett as Mrs. Sweeney

Barry Corbin as Colonel

Louis Giambalvo as Goody DeSalvo

Ronny Graham as Cap'n Andy

Huntz Hall as Benny Bentson

Basil Hoffman as Frank Friedlander

Kevin McCarthy as Wes Vandergelder

John Megna as Al

Michael Richards as Sal

Ron Rifkin as TV Director

Joe Santos as Tony

Vincent Schiavelli as Skip Imperali

Fred Scialla as Richie DeSalvo

Frank Sivero as Bruno

Mark L. Taylor as Ken

George Wendt as Mr. Sweeney

Steve Allen as Steve Allen

Jayne Meadows as Jayne Meadows

Randi Brooks as Teresa

Cisse Cameron as Wendy

Gela Nash as Tamara

Candi Brough as Bambi

Randi Brough as Stacy

Army Archerd as Army Archerd

Allyce Beasley as Paisan Receptionist

Peter Brocco as Vic's Tailor

Robert Costanzo as Nunzo

Selma Diamond as Francine's Mother

Michael Ensign as Le Boeuf Maitre D'

Michael Gallup as Opera Singer

Jason Hervey as Todd Sweeney

Damon Hines as Woodrow T. Brown

Jerry Hoffman as Mr. Foley

Kenneth Kimmins as Network Spokesman

Bruce Kimmel as WACked Out Recruit

Katie La Bourdette as Le Boeuf Woman

Jeffrey Lampert as MBC Guard

Paul Larson as Julie

Russ Marin as Sid

Randall Miller as Car Attendant

Joey DePinto as Teamster Sailor

James Le Gros as Car Attendant

Susan Peretz as Network Receptionist

Bob Perlow as Warm-Up Comic

Hal Riddle as Dean

Jerry Seinfeld as Network Rep #1

Harvey Miller as Network Rep #2

Charlie Stavola as Cop #1

J. Alan Thomas as Cop #2

Lisle Wilson as Mr. Johnson

Lee Ving as Dawn Patrol

Nora Gaye as HOT BODS

Victoria Cooke as HOT BODS

Tracey Walter as Computron Investigator

Richard Kind as Steve

Vance Sanders as Mike