Ken Shapiro as Ko-ko / Boss / 'Near You' Singer / Robert Elgin / Mahetma Yenta / Lionel Elgin / Dancing Man

Chevy Chase as The Fingers / Geritan / Four Leaf Clover

Richard Belzer as Rodriguez / Leo Batfish / The President / The Hooker

Buzzy Linhart as The Hitchhiker

Richmond Baier as The Girl

Berkeley Harris as The Rich Guy

Jennifer Welles as The Geritan Girl

Dennis Helfend as Food for Thought

Mary Mendum as Sex Olympics

Martin Kove as Butz Beer

Victoria Medlin as Mouth Appeal