John Ritter as Ben Healy

Michael J. Oliver as Junior Healy

Jack Warden as Big Ben Healy

Laraine Newman as LaWanda Dumore

Amy Yasbeck as Annie Young

Ivyann Schwan as Trixie Young

Gilbert Gottfried as Igor Peabody

Paul Willson as Smith

Alan Blumenfeld as Aron Burger

Charlene Tilton as Debbie Claukinski

James Tolkan as Mr. Thron

Martha Quinn as Emily

Zach Grenier as Voytek

Eric Edwards as Murph

Krystle Mataras as Dolly

Tiffany Mataras as Madison

Dennis Redfield as Animal Control Guy #1

Bill Warren as Animal Control Guy #2

Kristina Simonds as Rhoda

Aaron Vaughn as Scuzzy Boyfriend

Denise Lecce as Bridal Shower Lady

Nancy Duerr as Bridal Shower Lady

Tom Nowicki as Health Official

Ric Reitz as Health Official

Bill Cordell as Lab Technician

Hillary Matthews as Upset Wife

Robert Small as Pathetic Defiant Man

Danny Gura as Freckled Boy on Ride