Rob Lowe as The Weevil

Jamie Kennedy as Amok

Thomas Haden Church as The Strobe

Jordan Ladd as Nightbird

Mike Schwartz as U.S Bill

Paget Brewster as Ms. Indestructible

Kelly Coffield Park as Power Chick

Sean Gunn as Alien Orphan

Judy Greer as Deadly Girl

James Gunn as Minute Man

Jim Zulevic as Mr. Smart

Lauren Cohn as Eight

Jenna Fischer as College Girl

Lee Kirk as Reporter

Johnny Mountain as New Anchor

John Doe as Eight

Abdul Salaam El Razzac as Eight

Tom Dorfmeister as Eight

Brian Gunn as Eight

Chuti Tiu as Eight

Samantha Cannon as Eight

Barry Del Sherman as Zip Boy

Mark A. Altman as Hazmat Recovery Team

Robert Meyer Burnett as Hazmat Recovery Team

Mark Gottwald as Groovy Busboy

Matt Champagne as Joel Tippin

Taryn Manning as Autograph Hound

Beau Weaver as Toy Commerical Announcer

Jordan Warkol as Toy Commerical Kid

Louis Martin Braga III as Toy Commerical Kid

Valerie Long as Reporter

Christopher Shea as Reporter

Patricia Gaul as U.S Bill's Mother

Scott Torrence as Pinball Wizard

Frank Medrano as Orestes

Melissa Joan Hart as Sunlight Grrrll

Judith Drake as Verdict's Secretary

Michael Weatherly as Verdict

Chase Masterson as Moira Murphy