Erin Brown as Patricia Porker (Spiderbabe)

Julian Wells as Lucinda Knoxx (Femtilian)

Darian Caine as Lisa Knoxx

Adam Cox as Mark Jeremy ("M.J.") Wetson

Christine Domaniecki as Aunt Maybe

Peter Quarry as Uncle Flem

Michael R. Thomas as Dr. Dowell

Shelby Taylor as Queen Bee

John Link as Manholio Bar Manager

Justin Wingenfeld as School Bully

John Paul Fedele as Ring Master

Terry West as Clown #1

T.J. Glenn as Clown #2 / Other Roles

John Bacchus as Cop #1 / Diner Mala

Suzi Lorraine as Sally

Emily Booth as Fly Girl

Ruby LaRocca as Subway Girl

C.J. DiMarsico as Fantasy Girl

Juliette Charles as JJJ

Bethany Lott as Journalist Intern