Matthew Amyotte as Terry

Jason Daley as Dan

Michael Ray Fox as Monster

Kristin Langille as Beth

Guy Germain as Jeff

Malia Rogers as Fiona Faceslap

Stephen Arnold as Professor

Lauren Messervey as Video Girl

Jacquie Thillaye as Beth's Mom

Janessa Hunt as Beth's Sister

Jamie Bradley as Beth's Dad

Laura Bleasdale as Receptionist

Loretta Yu as Teacher

Gary Wang as Marty

Deborah Britton as Mitosis Twin

Lisa Britton as Mitosis Twin

Joseph Tonen as Pigboy

Bianca Marini as Horsegirl

Kathryn McCormack as Anne

Kim Parkhill as Clerk

Juanita Peters as Clerk

Emily Power as Emily

Shawn Duggan as Emily's Dad

Vi Tang as Doctor Hsing

Keelin Jack as Dental Hygienist

Pasha Ebrahimi as Cook

Shelley Thompson as Lynn

Suzanne Hawkins as Lynn's Daughter

Bill Forbes as Lynn's Husband

Kim Dunn as Lynn's Bro-In-Law

Nick MacInnes as Bank Reception

Brian Heighton as Bank Janitor

Sheri Gaetz-Maccabe as Coughing Lady

Twiggy Langille as Teller / Bus Mom

Mary Alvena Poole as Teller

Shaun Clarke as Postman

Dawn McKelvie Cyr as Bank Mom

Nadia Tonen as Bank Toddler

Edna Farnell as Mitosis Woman

Bill Jessome as Mitosis Man

Owen Pattison as Mitosis Boy

Samantha Power as Arm Eater

Cameron Begin as Arm Eater

Joshua Young as Arm Eatee

Joshua Young as Tony Tollbooth

Jason Eisener as Stevie Slappyvan