David Gobble as Rick Whitehead

Fard Muhammad as Carlos

Allison Pregler as Elizabeth Howard Grace

Rob Walker as Santa Christ

Doug Walker as Samuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski

Malcolm Ray as The Devil

Brad Jones as Willy Whitehead

Brian Lewis as Burton Burpo

Zachary La Voy as Ranger Buckman

Tamara Lynn Chambers as Darlene

Sarah Gobble as God

Aidan Bart as Young Rick

Nash Bozard as Terry

Flynn Hanners as Father Jenkins

Jillian Zurawski as Rick's Mom

Ed Smith as Praying Man

Christopher Proffitt as Gabe

Trevor Ollech as Ned and Stacey

Brian Irving as Internet Neckbeard

Sean Wilburn as TV Cameraman

Ed Glaser as TV Producer

Joe Means as Heaven's Stage Manager

Allison Means as Dana

Tia Spencer as Maid of Honor

Scott Spencer as Christopher Hitchens (voice)

Rob Sheehan as Internet Commentor 1

Cory Lyle Vinderslev as Internet Commenter 2

Eric Gaspard as Internet Commentor 3

Ryan Mitchelle as Internet Commentor 4

Michael Schiciano as Internet Commenter 5

Patrick Buss as Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

Louie Corbo as Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)

Meagan Rachelle as Bush (uncredited)

Patrick Thatcher as Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)

Omar Ahmed as Omar