Royce D. Applegate as Delmus

Lewis Arquette as Warden

Dorothy Van as Army Nurse

J.J. Barry as Indian #1

Bill Murray as Lefty

Buddy Hackett as Buddy Hackett - S.T.O.P.-I.T. Spokesman

Sid Haig as Lone Stranger

Howard Hesseman as Ernie Piles, War Correspondent

Harry Shearer as Narrator (voice)

Billy Curtis as Menchkin

Danny Dayton as Bartender

David Downing as 'Dark Town' Singer

Murphy Dunne as Tough, White G.I.

Walker Edmiston as Pa

Larry Hankin as 2nd Veteran

Ed Lauter as Sheriff Bob

David Landsberg as Duddy Allen

Ysabel MacCloskey as Ma

Rod McCary as Clark

Britt Leach as Billy Joe

Louisa Moritz as Margie

Jaye P. Morgan as Stop-It Nurse

Van Dyke Parks as Indian #2

Misty Rowe as Louise

Avery Schreiber as Theatre Manager

Lynne Marie Stewart as Budget Attendant

Betty Thomas as Biker Chick #1

Robin Sherwood as Biker Chick #2

Susan Tyrrell as Boobies

Teddy Wilson as Elijah Abdoul Jamaal Muhammed

Bill Zuckert as Hotel Detective

John H. Mayer as Narrator (voice)

Gary Owens as Narrator (voice)

Alan Dexter as Cowboy

Karen Lamm as Andrea

Dave Shelley as Sarge

Bleu McKenzie as Sid