Gérard Lanvin as Jésus-Christ / Jésus le gitan

Béatrice Dalle as Odona

Vincent Lindon as Simon Choulel

Marie-Sophie L. as Marie

Patrick Chesnais as Pierre Lhermitte

Jacques Gamblin as Le jeune policier

Paul Préboist as Le professeur tricot

Amidou as Le berger

Constantin Alexandrov as Kraki

Amina Annabi as La soeur de Jésus

Gérard Darmon as Le motard

Anémone as Mme Desjardins

Patrice Laffont as Himself

Catherine Lachens as La chasseuse de tête

Jean-Claude Dreyfus as L'inspecteur du grand magasin

Patrick Edlinger as Self

Jean Benguigui as Doga

Charles Gérard as Didier Louis

Élie Chouraqui as Associé de Pierre

Denis Charvet as

Jean-Michel Dupuis as Le professeur

Hubert Reeves as Self

Olivier Hémon as

Eric Hémon as Éric Dodd

François Perrot as L'oncle de Marie

Sophie Artur as

Eric Métayer as

Marie Sara as Self

Christine Paolini as

Eloïse Labro as

Joëlle Miquel as

Marie-Pierre de Gérando as Self

Taragona as La mère de Jésus

Pablo Gilabert as

Aurélie Vérillon as Ecolière

Igor Hossein as

Karak Kawak as

Laurent Weil as

Jeanne Gentil as

Maryline Mathieu as

Mercedes Metal as

Corinne Sauvage as

Arlette Emmery as La vendeuse de robes de mariée (uncredited)

Jean-Pierre Beauviala as