Emily Donahoe as Sue

Christopher Meloni as The Producer

Diane Neal as Nancy

Stylist B. as Tarnishe'D Silva

Robert Klein as The CEO

Mario Cantone as The Director

Cyndi Lauper as Little Johnny's Mom

Adam Ferrara as Dr. Feelgood

John Scurti as Sheriff

Victoria Clark as Teacher

Joe Starr as Coach

Adam Sietz as Morty

Caitlin FitzGerald as Bank Teller

John Lavelle as The Writer

Lyndsey Anderson as Sexy Bartender

Sam Oz Stone as Little Johnny

Larry Holmes as The Judge

Josh Frieser as Producer as a Boy

Livia Scott as Nun

Emmanuel Yarborough as Janitor

David Coe as First BJ Guy

Stephanie Gatschet as Wife

Natalie Harrah as Hot Girl at Chalkboard

Travis Kauppila as Young Hillbilly #1

Tom DiNardo as Older Hillbilly

Kirk Gagnon as Young Hillbilly #2

Boomer Tibbs as Boardmember #1

Leah Lapidus as Boardmember #2

Bill Rapp as Boardmember #3

Sheila Mart as Eleanor

Ginger Rich as Boardmember #5

Terence Exodus as Bingo Man

Joy Seligsohn as Candy Lady

Sammy Marten as Veterinarian

George Chevallier as Birthday Boy

Ted Ferguson as Joke-Telling Priest

Claudia L. Brown as Cheap Trick

Alan Donnes as Bartender

Chris Henry as Production Assistant

Alec Lynch as Little Johnny's Brother

Tanner Colby as Gay Taxidermist

Andrew Wuestenfeld as Pirate

Kent Cassella as Widower

Hannah Stoor as Girl at School

Marisa Valente as English Teacher

Roger Byers as Priest with Pizza

Bryan Fitzgerald as Auditioner #1

Andrew Ward as Auditioner #2

Scott Rossini as Auditioner #3

Lindsey E. Vuolo as Self

Jeanine Hill as Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl

Debbie Schwartz as Topless Twin #1

Lauren Schwartz as Topless Twin #2

Jordanna James as Sexy Midget

Max Rock as Chunks Owner

Asher Suss as Parish Priest

Richard Labit as Little Boy at School

Todd Levin as Man Who Orders Hot Dog

David Thornton as Little Johnny's Dad

Greg White as Bad Actor

Stephanie Restivo as Stripper #1

Josh Duffy as Surfer

Bianca Del Rio as Drag Queen

Doua Moua as Wing Thai

Blaire Whitney as Good Sport

Art Schorr as Vienna Sausage Grandpa

John D'Leo as Vienna Sausage Boy

Joe Melendez as FBI Agent

Shavon Ryan as Stripper #2

Bettina Niedermann as Tiffany

Chloe Whiteford as Hairy Chested Girl

Jana Dendinger as Brunette Bikini Babe

Brandy Moon as Big Boob Blonde

Hans Freiwald as Sperm Donor

Richard Kohn as Old Vienna Sausage Guy

Hawk French as Eddie

Sophia Meloni as Suzy

Anthony Cumberbatch Jr. as Black Midget

Matthew Seife as Tutu Boy

Connor Denis as Big Mormon

Chip Rybak as Little Mormon

Rose Lamarche as Bikini Lady