Michel Serrault as Max

Bernard Blier as Phano

Jean Lefebvre as Riton

Tsilla Chelton as Rose, la « dame pipi »

Marion Game as Lulu, ex-compagne de Max

Bob Asklöf as Le nouveau compagnon de Lulu

Maurice Travail as Le passager du train

Max Amyl as L'agent de police devant la gare

Popeck as Un policier à la gare

Jean Roche as Le reporter de la télévision

François Brincourt as Le vendeur de voitures

Sophie Leclair as La passagère du train

Gérard Jugnot as Gaston, contôleur de quai et incontinent urinaire (uncredited)

Christian Clavier as L'agent de sécurité homosexuel (uncredited)

Thierry Lhermitte as Un militaire à la gare (uncredited)

Sébastien Floche as Un client des toilettes (uncredited)

Marcel Gassouk as Un client des toilettes (uncredited)

Jean Pieuchot as Le rabbin (uncredited)

Christian Saint-Denis as Le bagagiste (uncredited)

Anne Sziftgiser as La petite fille habillée d'un kilt (uncredited)