Coluche as Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Dominique Lavanant as La reine Madeleine

Anémone as La cousine Lucienne

Martin Lamotte as Le bouffon

Michel Blanc as Antremont

Roland Giraud as Le duc d'Orléans

Gérard Jugnot as Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Gérard Lanvin as Le chevalier blanc

Thierry Lhermitte as Le héraut d'armes

Marie-Anne Chazel as La reine de Flandre

Philippe Bruneau as Le duc d'Ambise

Michel Puterflam as Le radoteur

Philippe Manesse as Philippe de Boynet

Christian Spillemaecker as Christian de Boynet

Jacques Canselier as L'excité

François Dyrek as Le second tavernier

Jean-Louis Tristan as Le troisième tavernier

Roger Riffard as Père L'Auriot

Luis Rego as Le second capitaine des mousquetaires

Fernand Guiot as Le Belge

Véronique K. Colucci as Une favorite du roi

Roberto as Le nain

Christian Clavier as Le conteur (voice)

Georges Adet as Le vieux prisonnier

Georges Ass as Un homme-assiette

Lucien Charbonnier as Un homme-assiette

Louis Dubois as Le pince-fesse

Robert Le Béal as Un homme distingué

Ernest Menzer as Un homme distingué

Bruno Moynot as Un invité du roi qui doit faire ...

Jean-Jacques as Le roi de Flandre