Bodhi Elfman as Eddy Pinie / Clown Zippy

Rebecca Forsythe as Helga Svenson

Angeline-Rose Troy as Inga Svenson / Mom

Steve Agee as Jumbo / Lenny

French Stewart as Professor von Scheisenberg

Nic Novicki as Fritz

George Wendt as Father Mahoney

Malcolm Foster Smith as Lt. Johnson

Martin Klebba as Clown Captain

Verne Troyer as Emperor Beezel-Chug

Anastasia Elfman as Cindy / Young Mom / Nun / Burlesque Dancer

Richard Elfman as Clown Bippy

Marco Antonio Parra as Ramon (as Marco Parra)

Erwin Stone as Bones

Andre Ing as Mr. Chen

Will Gardner as Alien Officer / Alien Cadet

Victor Chi as Mr. Zheng

Richard Wagner as Men in Black Agent

J. Marvin Campbell as Men in Black Agent

Marcos Mateo Ochoa as Desi, Rupert

Gilli Messer as Coroner Fennigan

James Balsamo as Ping pong enthusiast

René Mena as Doper

Fnu Aruna as News reporter / rapper

Danny Belrose as Doper #2

Lisa Bertoldo as Willa the Waiter

Jahel Corban Caldera as Alien Mozz / Clown Corby / News presenter

Marissa Caprielian as Mindy

Cassandra Angelique Casini as Mrs. Angelo

Raul Colon as Biker Clown

Sergio Enrique as Bartender

Tamara Goodwin as American Newscaster

Lenny Hernandez as Alien Captain Zozz

Sean Keller as Officer Keller

Robbyn Leigh as Burlesque Dancer (as Audrey Deluxe)

Jesse Merlin as Russian Newscaster

Sebastian Muñoz as Alien Og / Clown Moonie (as Sebastian Munoz)

Zoe Saltz as Emily

Graham Skipper as Officer Skipper

Susan Slome as Mrs. Schwartz

Justin Humphreys as Yokel (uncredited)