Brad Jones as Craig Golightly / The Cinema Snob

Rob Walker as Neil Hall

Tamara Lynn Chambers as Shelley Songs

Korey Goodwin as Brycycle

John Means as Earl Pasterton

Laura Luke as Virginia Pasterton

Doug Walker as Bally Joe

Malcolm Ray as Uber Driver

Fard Muhammad as Rich Laughlin

Ray Villarreal as Hector

Travis Marsala as Dr. Jones

Yayo Gutierrez as Steve Gutternstein

Ian Bonds as Ian

Lloyd Kaufman as Stanley Golightly

Flynn Hanners as Sheriff

Ryan Mitchelle as Dan Phillips / Yukyuk

Zachary La Voy as Lavoyrock (as Zach Lavoy)

Matt Zion as Convention Fan 1

Walter Banasiak as Convention Fan 2

Joe Means as Barnacle Fan

Korey Coleman as Theater Commentator 1

Martin Thomas as Theater Commentator 2

Bianca Queen as Alien Girl

Buford Stowers as Movie Neil

Sammy Gonzalez as Announcer (as Sam Gonzalez)

David Gobble as Clown Driving Car (uncredited)