Sam Brittan as Middle Bernie

Charles Hutchins as Older Bernie

Jonah Britton as Young Bernie

Malcolm McDowell as Narrator

Kevin Sorbo as George Washington

Mike Horton as Peter Diamondstone

Leonard Kelly-Young as Eli

Sudana Bobatoon as Maxine Waters

Jessica Jade Andres as Bernie’s first wife

Elaine Ballace as Jane Sanders

Robert William Campbell as Josef Stalin

Kelly Love as Susan Que

Miranda Meadows as Hippy

Lisa Blake Richards as Clerk

Eric Roberts as Man in line

Laura Aleman as AOC

Alycia Cooper as Black Lives Matter

Anthony Traina as Ben

Ryan Coyle as Jerry

Gabrielle Sanalitro as Daisy Chain

Teagan Wilson as Irate Hippy 2

Sarah Sansoni as Irate Hippy

Diane Robin as Dorothy

Jamie Shinko as Debate Anchor

Cynthia Kania as Hillary Clinton

Don Frankel as Bill Clinton

Danielle McRae Spisso as Therapist

Dennis Gersten as

William Charlton as

Leonard Kelly-Young as

Alexander Aguila as Bartender