Eric Idle as Alan Smithee

Ryan O'Neal as James Edmunds

Coolio as Dion Brothers

Chuck D as Leon Brothers

Sylvester Stallone as Sylvester Stallone

Whoopi Goldberg as Whoopi Goldberg

Jackie Chan as Jackie Chan

Richard Jeni as Jerry Glover

Leslie Stefanson as Michelle Rafferty

Sandra Bernhard as Ann Glover

Cherie Lunghi as Myrna Smithee

Harvey Weinstein as Sam Rizzo

Gavin Palone as Gary Samuels

MC Lyte as Sister II Lumumba

Gabriel Casseus as O.B. Ka-Nobee

Marcello Thedford as Stagger Lee

Nicole Nagel as Aloe Vera

Stephen Tobolowsky as Bill Bardo

Erik King as Wayne Jackson

Jim Piddock as Attendant #1

Naomi Campbell as Attendant #2

Marianne Muellerleile as Sheila Kaslin

Suli McCullough as S.L.A.

Dina Spybey-Waters as Allessandra

Elaine Kagan as Thelma Ginsky

Robert Littman as Cousin Andrew

Douglas Walker as Photographer

Robin Ayers as Bonnie

Robin Dugger as Clyde

Leslie Segar as Big Lez

Duane Davis as Black Policeman

Hideo Kimura as Japanese Businessman

Earl Kim Shiroma as Japanese Businessman

Jesse Rambis as Laker Fan

Christopher Kelley as British Bartender

Robert Evans as Robert Evans

Joe Eszterhas as Joe Eszterhas

Robert Shapiro as Self

Linnell Shapiro as Self

Naomi Eszterhas as Self

Larry King as Self

Grant Shapiro as Self

Peter Bart as Self

Brent Shapiro as Self

Dominick Dunne as Self

Shane Black as Self

Billy Bob Thornton as Self

Jeremy Baka as Self

Billy Barty as Self

Mario Machado as Self

Victor Drai as Self

Lisa Canning as Self

Stanley Ralph Ross as Self

Gary Franklin as Self

Alan Smith as Self

John Corcoran as Self

Norman Jewison as Self (uncredited)