Richard Riehle as Cecil Kaufman

Adam Rifkin as Miles Munson

Ray Wise as Dr. Weems

Sarah Mutch as Louise

Owen Benjamin as Larry

Joel David Moore as Adolf Hitler

Kristina Klebe as Eva Braun

Eric Roberts as General

Brent Corrigan as Ricky

Tim Sullivan as Coach Tuffman / Gravedigger

Kane Hodder as Meshugannah

Hans Berlin as Nazi Rupert

Brendan McCreary as Ryan

AJ Bowen as Rick Marshall

Lin Shaye as Baglady / Nurse Maleva

Anton Troy as Talon

Gabby West as Peggy Lou

Laura Ortiz as Margot Frank

Matthew Temple as Nazi Franz

Corey Jones as Toby

Joe Lynch as Fernando Phagabeefy (uncredited)

Adam Green as Himself

Adam Robitel as Butch

Ron Jeremy as Captain Fatso / Playbear

Mike Mendez as Drive in Patron / Xombie

Tania Raymonde as Zelda

Miles Dougal as Hobo / Floyd

Ward Roberts as Miller

Ward Edmondson as Werebear Den

Summer Altice as Andie Summer

Olivia Taylor Dudley as Nurse Unger / Laura

Alice Tate as Hottie on Train

Christine Haeberman as Betsy

Audrey Walters as Mrs. Robinson

Kelly Divine as Statue of Liberty

Sunny Lane as Topless Doctor

Michelle Maylene as Sexy Zombie

J.D. Lifshitz as Chubbs