Steve Zahn as Kresk

Salma Hayek Pinault as Kolko

Elijah Wood as Mikey

Jeff Goldblum as Avnet

David Cross as Andy

Tom Wilkinson as Bollingsworth

Orlando Jones as Miss Cocoa

Kevin Corrigan as Paulie

David Hyde Pierce as Mr. Kerner

Lara Flynn Boyle as Karen

Michael Rapaport as Hitman

John Cassini as Henchman

Ted Kozma as Brian

Myndy Crist as Jeannie

Craig Ferguson as Melander Stevens

Devin Douglas Drewitz as Scottie

Dmitry Chepovetsky as Dr. Welby

Danny Dworkis as Snotty Man

Michael Kopsa as Senator Dove

Robin Mossley as Guard

Mike Dopud as Dead Guy

Bill Dow as Doctor

Jonathon Young as Poet Reader

Peter Kelamis as Reporter

Guy Fauchon as Waiter

Simon Longmore as Cop

David Alexander as Patient