Steve Martin as Harris K. Telemacher

Victoria Tennant as Sara McDowel

Richard E. Grant as Roland Mackey

Marilu Henner as Trudi

Sarah Jessica Parker as SanDeE

Susan Forristal as Ariel

Kevin Pollak as Frank Swan

Sam McMurray as Morris Frost

Patrick Stewart as Mr. Perdue

Andrew Amador as Bob, News Anchor

Gail Grate as Gail

Eddie De Harp as Maitre D' at Brunch

M.C. Shan as Rap Waiter at L'Idiot

Frances Fisher as June

Iman as Cynthia

Tommy Hinkley as Ted

Larry Miller as Tom

Anne Crawford as Sharon

Samantha McCoy as Sheila

Thornton Simmons as Man

Dennis Dragon as Crook

Richard Stahl as Bank Executive

Aaron Lustig as Boring Speaker

Julianna McCarthy as Woman

Time Winters as Floss Waiter at L'Idiot

Pierre Epstein as Chef

Wesley Thompson as Jesse

George Plimpton as Straight Weatherman

David Glyn Price as Pilot

Wesley Mann as Tony

Mark Steen as Tod PA

Jaime Gomez as Tod PA

Amy Wallace as Tod PA

Cheryl Baker as Changing Room Woman

May Boss as Old Woman

Scott Johnston as Co-Pilot

Robert Lind as Chainsaw Juggler

Tony Marsico as Hard Rock Patron

Burt Nacke as Cameraman

Mary Pedersen as Airline Ticket Agent

Matt Stetson as Spokesmodel Teacher

Paula Abdul as Roller Skater in Front of Tail O' the Pup (uncredited)

Brian Banowetz as Bellman (uncredited)

Sean Michael Beyer as Parking Valet (uncredited)

Michael E. Burgess as Waiter (uncredited)

Chevy Chase as Carlo Christopher (uncredited)

Tina Cote as Extra (uncredited)

Larry Echerer as Boy in Yard (uncredited)

Woody Harrelson as Harris' Boss (uncredited)

Terry Jones as Sara's Mother (voice) (uncredited)

Rick Moranis as Gravedigger (uncredited)

Robert Picardo as Voicephone (voice) (uncredited)

Cindra Skotzko as Dressing Room Girl (uncredited)

Terri Wilson as Stage Hand (uncredited)