Debbie Rochon as Ms. Johnson

Rachael Robbins as Jenny

Niki Rubin as Sharon

Lloyd Kaufman as Dr. O'Masterblaster

Phil Hall as Gina Davis

Dick Boland as Mrs. Johnson

Sheri Lynn as Leevin

Monique Dupree as Dungaree

Margaret Rose Champagne as Willem Defoe

Sarah Dauber as Sapphire

Dana Fay Ensalata as Crabcakes

Thomas Edward Seymour as Prince Colwyn

Philip Guerette as Rell the Cyclops

Matt Ford as Chef Death / Ramirez

Kate Gorman as Peaches

Kris Keyes as Evil Santa Claus

David James Sheehan as Detective Joe Potordo

Johnathan Gorman as Jesus

Leigh Radziwon as Nurse Naomi Grace Falcon

Isaiah Entsua-Mensah as Happy Customer

Michael Romsky as Deli Customer

Anthony Saint Thomas as