Michael Clarke Duncan as Cleon Salmon

Jay Chandrasekhar as Nuts

Kevin Heffernan as Rich Parente

Steve Lemme as Connor

Erik Stolhanske as Guy

Paul Soter as Dave / Donnie

Cobie Smulders as Tara

Will Forte as Horace the Lone Diner

Carla Gallo as Stacy

April Bowlby as Mia

Jeff Chase as Anthony

Michael Yurchak as Jamie the Line Chef

Nat Faxon as Carl the Manager

Olivia Munn as Samara Dubois

Jolie Martin as Waitress

Vivica A. Fox as Nutella

Morgan Fairchild as Morgan Fairchild

Lance Henriksen as Dick Lobo

Carrie Clifford as Patty the Hostess

Rosalie Ward as Merlot Customer

Marc Evan Jackson as Dry Sac Customer

Sendhil Ramamurthy as Marlon Spencer

Koji Kataoka as Mr. Yamamuri

Smith Cho as Translator

Gillian Vigman as The Escort

Michael Weaver as The John

Avi Rothman as Steve Lemmaducci

Candace Smith as Mrs. Eva Salmon Parente

Jim Gaffigan as Stanley Bellin

Sam Redford as British Guy

Jim Rash as Disgusted Businessman