Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer

George Kennedy as Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson as Nordberg

Fred Ward as Rocco

Kathleen Freeman as Muriel

Anna Nicole Smith as Tanya

Ellen Greene as Louise

Ed Williams as Ted

Raye Birk as Papshmir

Matt Roe as Clayton

Wylie Small as Defense Attorney

Sharon Cornell as Stenographer

Earl Boen as Dr. Eisendrath

Jeff Wright as Store Manager

Lorali Hart as Melon Lady

Mallory Sandler as Grocery Mother

K.L. Segal as Purse Woman

Brad Lockerman as Jason

Rosalind Allen as Bobbi

Charlotte Zucker as Nurse

Lois de Banzie as Dr. Kohlzak

Doris Belack as Dr. Roberts

Nigel Gibbs as Carjacker

Andre Rosey Brown as Corridor Guard

Randall "Tex" Cobb as Big Hairy Con

Ann B. Davis as Ann B. Davis

Alex Zimmerman as Mess Hall Convict

Marc Alaimo as Trucker

Tom Finnegan as Priest

Hammam Shafie as Cabbie

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter as Cabbie

Danny Daniels as Cabbie

Joe Grifasi as Director

Vanna White as Vanna White

'Weird Al' Yankovic as 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Rick Scarry as Security Guard

Mary Lou Retton as Mary Lou Retton

James R. Scribner as Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man

Lou Felder as Presenter

Chrissy Bocchino as Mother Theresa

Pia Zadora as Pia Zadora

Joe D'Angerio as Security Guard

Gary Cooper as Cop

Christopher J. Keene as Cop

Joe Flood as Cop

Scott Evers as Umpire

Paul A. Hutton as Doctor

Burton Zucker as Clinic Patient

Susan Breslau as Train Lady #1

Erin MacArthur as Train Lady #2

Marcy Goldman as Train Lady #3

David Zucker as Teleprompter Guy

Robert K. Weiss as Tuba Player

Peter Segal as Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Robert LoCash as Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

William Kerr as Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Jolie Chain as Producer's Wife

Wendy Hogan as Producer's Wife

Jeri Caldwell as Producer's Wife

Michael Ewing as Assistant Director

David Malloy as Maalox Boy

Vanessa Sandin as Gabriella

Julie Strain as Dominatrix

Andrew Craig as Bryce Porterhouse Guard

David Fresco as Lifetime Award Recipient

Bill Erwin as Conductor

Adam Hasart as Frank Jr.

John Capodice as Mr. Big

Glen Chin as Sumo Wrestler

Philip Yamaguchi as Sumo Wrestler

Florence Henderson as Florence Henderson

Tim Bohn as Waldo

Timothy Watters as President Clinton

Eugene Greytak as Pope

Aaron Seville as Cop

Blane Savage as Dancer

Michael Chambers as Dancer

T.C. Diamond as Dancer

Brett Heine as Dancer

Jerald Vincent as Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward as Dancer

Brian Wightman as Dancer

Bryan Anthony as Dancer

Paul Feig as Oscar Audience Member

Joel Madison as Oscar Audience Member

Steve Pepoon as Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott as Oscar Audience Member

Edward Weber as Oscar Audience Member

Adrienne Parsons as Mercedes Lady

Robert J. Elisberg as Taxi Driver

Elisa Gabrielli as Mourner

Taran Killam as Boy of Geriatric Park

Marianne Davis as Girl of Geriatric Park

Bill Zuckert as Old Man

Nikki Segal as Screaming Supermarket Baby

James Earl Jones as James Earl Jones (uncredited)

Raquel Welch as Raquel Welch (uncredited)

Shannen Doherty as Shannen Doherty (uncredited)

Elliott Gould as Elliott Gould (uncredited)

Mariel Hemingway as Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)

R. Lee Ermey as Prison Guard (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr. as Prisoner #2 (uncredited)

Morgan Fairchild as Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)

Bruce A. Young as Tyrone (uncredited)

Olympia Dukakis as Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)

Symba as Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)

Heather Hewitt as Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Susan McNabb as Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Françoise Ruggieri as Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

George Sasaki as Oscar Audience Member (uncredited)

Gary Cooper as Cop