Charlie Sheen as James McGregor

Michael Halsey as Inspector Balantine

Ivana Miličević as Gwen Turner

Stephen McCole as George Statler Jr.

Gary Lewis as Wallace

Phil McCall as George Statler Sr.

Ian Hanmore as Theodore Symes

Zoë Eeles as Nurse

Dave Anderson as Capt. Moore

Stephen Docherty as Leo

Leigh Biagi as Jane St. John

John Yule as Maddie

Ian Cairns as Mr. McCormack

Gwyneth Guthrie as Kilt Shop Manager

Simon Weir as Beverly’s Boyfriend

Rab Affleck as Chaperoning Officer

Sandy Welch as Homeless Man

David Walker as David Corey