Dennis Rodman as Simon

Natalia Cigliuti as Claire Fence

Emma Wiklund as the Dancer

Dane Cook as Nick Miranda

John Pinette as Micro

Marie Dame as Pink Fax Lady

Ricky Harris as Macro

Filip Nikolic as Michael Gabrielli

Jérôme Pradon as Ashton

Xiong Xinxin as Xin Xin (Bodyguard)

Henri Courseaux as Bernard Gabrielli

Igor de Savitch as Colonel Jacques Telore

Clayton Day as William Fence

Jean-Michel Dagory as Frenais

Pierre Madengar as Ethiopian Vendor